Wieder ein ereignisloser Tag (wenn man von dem bemerkenswerten Chival-Festessen einmal absieht).
Ich habe meine Website von Grund auf redesignt. Ich hoffe, sie gefällt.
Um dem geneigten Leser aber etwas mit auf den Weg in die Samstag Nacht zu geben, habe ich folgende Stelle aus Coupling Episode 2×04 abgetippt.
Ich möchte nichts dazu sagen. Eigentlich ist es ja auch nur für die männliche Leserschaft geeignet …
You’re in bed with a woman. Everything’s going fine. That’s when the Melty Man strikes!
Suddenly, you find yourself thinking: Maybe she is really bored. Maybe you’re licking her neck to much. Are you overwetting her neck?
Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what happens if one breast gets ahead? Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you just squish them both together and do them both at once? Or are you allowed to skip one breast completely just to safe time?
She is wriggling about a bit – is that a good sign or is she just trying to draw your neck. Should you kiss her now or does that mean you have got to start at the top again? Should you be making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?
And then – the killer out of nowhere: For no reason you can think of, you call her “Baby”. You never called her baby before. You never called anyone baby before. So why did you just call her baby?
Suddenly you’re starting to blush. Now you’re blushing and you’ve got an erection! No one has got enough blood! It’s the engines, captain, they cannot take it! And then the Melty Man hits you with his secret weapon! Just one simple thought placed in your mind at this crucial time: Please God, don’t let me loose my erection … – How do you guys ever managed to have sex? – We don’t. I haven’t had sex in years. It’s just not possible anymore. We are followers of the Melty Man – and you are one of us now!